Addicted;

Caffeine. I live off the stuff. Drinking up to 5 pops a day. Incredibly unhealthy.
I have not had ANY caffeine in three days. Three, long as fuck, days.
They say the first three days are the worst right?
Dear lord I hope so.

So, this guy comes up to me today at work and is like "do you have thank you cards?" I laugh off the fact that I work at Factory CARD outlet and show him where they are. When I'm ringing him up I have to ask for his email and phone number (which is annoying beyond belief.) and he asks me for a piece of paper. I give him some and he writes down his number and says "call me, but don't call between 3-8 because that's when I'm usually with my wife."

WTF. I was like dumbfounded. I just threw the paper away and continued ringing him up.

People these days, they're all idiots.